SOS | Daily Prompt

You’re at the beach, lounging on your towel, when a glistening object at the water’s edge catches your eye. It’s a bottle — yes, it contains a message. What does it say?

(I’ve got a number of different messages; they’re under the cut.)

To whoever finds this,

I am stranded in this vast ocean; my vessel has sunk, and there’s no land to be seen in either direction. Please be sure this message is relayed to Nettie Fortune, of Peekskill, NY, for she will be worried of my well-being. We were to be married this summer after my voyage, but it’s proven to be disastrous. Give her my love, tell her she’s in my heart, and I will always be with her.

With love,
Johnathan Frost


The person recovering this message has unintentionally taken on a world of hurt to come in the near future, lasting for eight lifetimes.

Best of luck, fuckers!


If you’re reading this message, you’ve survived the Titans. Congratulations! #zombiessuckazz


If you’re reading this message, and you are not Dr. John Watson, please replace this message into its bottle and throw back into the water. If you are Dr. John Watson, come to Baker Street immediately, if convenient.

If inconvenient, come anyway.

– SH


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